The Boob Tube
My mind is blank. TV is ruining my ability to think. Then John tells me we should try to work the following phrases into casual conversations:
"I'm dancing on a rainbow."
"A bird just flew out of me."
"Crap on a spatula."
"You're going to be in a hospital in about four minutes."
We need a new form of entertainment.
2 comments:
Brendan and I were just talking this morning about how disappointed we are with television. We watch it and yet we hate all of the programs, everything's a re-run, nothing good is streaming on Netflix, and WHY is my house a mess? Gah.
Where did he get the mandatory phrases? If he just pulled those out of thin air, that is frightening.
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