From the Drawer

These were pulled from the word drawer, where I hide my many scrapes of paper:

Me: "I know it's you. And I know you're just going to jump out. Why does it scare me?"
He: "The unknown is always scary."
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"It's not just that I don't like his work. It makes me feel ugly inside."
(Proof that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I honestly don't remember whose art I was criticizing.)
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"You can never harm a drink by adding more vodka." ~Wisdom from my dad