Monday, December 24, 2012

Christmas Eve & Technical Difficulties

My parents host a ravioli feast every year on Christmas Eve.
The menu is relatively simple: wine, antipasto, raviolis from La Villa, an assortment of Christmas cookies and treats, along with my brother's homemade liquor-soaked fruitcake.
After a couple hours of eating, we go to Christmas Mass.
It's our Christmas Eve tradition, and it's a lot of fun.

This year, my dad printed the following notice for their guests:

Sunday December 23, 2012, 8 am   
Casa di Amore, Lucarotti’s Restroom Guide 


Due to technical difficulties, the following rules will be followed:

You may use the laundry room potty. You may not wash your hands in the laundry room sink.

You may use the hall bathroom sink to wash your hands but you may not use the hall bathroom potty to go potty.

You may use the master bathroom sink to wash your hands but you may not use the master bathroom potty to go potty.

You may use the kitchen sink to wash your hands but not to go potty.

You may not use ANY sink, bathtub or shower to go potty. This includes the sink by the garden shed. 

We will supply a shovel if you wish to enjoy nature and walk to the park to go potty. 

Thank you,
Jim and Carla

Sunday December 23, 2012 1500 hrs, or 3 pm
Bathrooms fixed, bucket under sink in laundry room. Help yourself, if you dare.

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